I aint above taking a dump at work but how you gonna take a book in the stall with you. #waytoocomfortable

5 hours 57 minutes 3 seconds ago by jasonericdavis

I'm taking a dump.

5 hours 28 minutes 54 seconds ago by Raymakers

Taking a dump at work on the clock

5 hours 18 minutes 18 seconds ago by Nolanray23

@lemonmartinis 33333 ( 3---0 )<-- that one is taking a dump in the toilet.

5 hours 17 minutes 43 seconds ago by Geekerella

RT @VH1HEARTBREAKER: There is nothing better then taking a dump in your house on your fave toilet lol its like heaven! #imjustsayin<-- AMEN!

4 hours 53 minutes 24 seconds ago by BiggBDogg

#textihate Why do people feel the need to tell me they're taking a dump?!

4 hours 37 minutes 46 seconds ago by NicoleMiceli

so my turtle thanks me for cleaning his tank by taking a huge dump! #ugh! for a second there i thought he was giving birth!

4 hours 30 minutes 6 seconds ago by joep82

Office etiquette #1: If you're taking a dump and it smells like you've eaten 5 assburger's, have a shred of decency and courtesy flush.

4 hours 29 minutes 44 seconds ago by abbydabba

RT @vh1heartbreaker: There is nothing better then taking a dump in your house on your fave toilet lol its like heaven! #imjustsayin

4 hours 16 minutes 36 seconds ago by uptownarchie757

@itsDemiSONYeahh?? I saw Keegan in the bathroom, it was awkward, he was taking a dump or something(x

4 hours 16 minutes 30 seconds ago by JamesEmery760

I'm taking a dump

4 hours 4 minutes 23 seconds ago by jdbye

im taking a dump.... i just gotz shit on my laptop! I NEED TOILET PAYPEH! SOMEONE PLZZZZ HELP MEH!

3 hours 51 minutes 2 seconds ago by Imizn

hokay.. this is the moment i've been waiting for.. taking a dump so i get to read on the toilet. eng ing eng! *grab the time traveler's wife

3 hours 38 minutes 46 seconds ago by si_eggster

RT @vh1heartbreaker: There is nothing better then taking a dump in your house on your fave toilet lol its like heaven! #imjustsayin

3 hours 34 minutes 5 seconds ago by dv3303

#TextsiHate - ones that are 30mins past due. If i'm done taking a dump and u havent texted back yet, FAIL. too late.

3 hours 22 minutes 11 seconds ago by cockiness